Lap & Olympia

ᴏʟʏᴍᴘɪᴀ > Oh hello!!!!! ヾ(＾∇＾)
ᴏʟʏᴍᴘɪᴀ > You're in the DOCA??? How come you're not in the group chat??? (。ヘ°)
ᴏʟʏᴍᴘɪᴀ > Whatever, I'll take your word for it, stranger! (*ﾟ∀ﾟ*)
ᴏʟʏᴍᴘɪᴀ > But Oh Woah??? What's this??
ᴏʟʏᴍᴘɪᴀ > Indeed!! (*＾∀゜)
ᴏʟʏᴍᴘɪᴀ > Mutual Town, Neo-USA, Population: Me & BB!! ۹(ÒہÓ)۶
ᴏʟʏᴍᴘɪᴀ > Why do you ask??? (⊙_☉)
ᴏʟʏᴍᴘɪᴀ > Gasp!!
ᴏʟʏᴍᴘɪᴀ > Could you possibly have beef with my BB?! 《ﾟДﾟ》

beepboop > those emojis....
beepboop > it is you!!!
beepboop > i am your bb!!!
beepboop > ok ok so background
beepboop > i'm the doca tech guy
beepboop > so like no missions
beepboop > and i'm not in the group chat
beepboop > but i gave them all earpieces before! even though i don't think they've been used...
beepboop > oh and
beepboop > i'm the official pig lover protector
beepboop > but you have to ask me what that means or else i'll be accused of bragging again

ᴏʟʏᴍᴘɪᴀ > OMG!!! BB!!! ⸍⚙̥ꇴ⚙̥⸌
ᴏʟʏᴍᴘɪᴀ > Is it rly you??? �(ﾟ□ﾟ*川
ᴏʟʏᴍᴘɪᴀ > Amazing!! What a small world it is! （๑✧∀✧๑）
ᴏʟʏᴍᴘɪᴀ > Tech guy, huh?? That's awesome! What else have you done??
ᴏʟʏᴍᴘɪᴀ > You're going to have to remind me to ask about pigs later because I am far more interested in the technology part of this conversation. (⊙ꇴ⊙)

beepboop > lemme prove i'm bb
beepboop > ahem!
beepboop > rem is an overrated waifu
beepboop > SEE!
beepboop > anyway anyway anyway
beepboop > ok so like i was just doing like it assistance stuff before
beepboop > i mean i still do because the doca can't pay me a lot
beepboop > but you know
beepboop > mostly helping old people turn on their computers
beepboop > and fixing builds that amateur computer builders messed up
beepboop > but yeah!
beepboop > on top of that i help the doca!
beepboop > and what if i said i was building a robot pig from scratch, huh?
beepboop > would you ask about pigs then?

ᴏʟʏᴍᴘɪᴀ > It IS you!!! ٩(ˊᗜˋ*)و
ᴏʟʏᴍᴘɪᴀ > Ram is obviously the superior choice.
ᴏʟʏᴍᴘɪᴀ > Aaawww, Baby BB knows how to press the power button!!! How cute. (ᇴ‿ฺᇴ)
ᴏʟʏᴍᴘɪᴀ > A robot pig??? ( ｰ`дｰ´)
ᴏʟʏᴍᴘɪᴀ > What are the FUNCTIONS of this robot pig??? (・`ω´・ ●)

beepboop > everyone only likes rem better because they project onto the neet protag
beepboop > that's the tea
beepboop > and yeah!
beepboop > i'm professional power button pusher!!!
beepboop > honestly that's how i get the big bucks
beepboop > well not too big
beepboop > or else i'd buy a real pig
beepboop > that's a segway for you!
beepboop > robo pig is designed to be
beepboop > an idiot mostly
beepboop > it has its own personality that it's growing in its little ai brain
beepboop > it walks around and oinks
beepboop > and once i learn how to make it like
beepboop > look like a pig
beepboop > i'm gonna give it to my boyfriend

ᴏʟʏᴍᴘɪᴀ > Why would you want a real pig??? (。ヘ°)
ᴏʟʏᴍᴘɪᴀ > Robot pigs aren't messy!! ఠ ͟ಠ
ᴏʟʏᴍᴘɪᴀ > So, you made...
ᴏʟʏᴍᴘɪᴀ > An idiotic learning AI?
ᴏʟʏᴍᴘɪᴀ > For a robot pig???
ᴏʟʏᴍᴘɪᴀ > For your BOYFRIEND?????? (・∧‐)ゞ
ᴏʟʏᴍᴘɪᴀ > Dare I ask why???

beepboop > I'M GLAD YOU ASKED OHOHO
beepboop > ok so first up i know a real pig and she's cute and polite and not stinky
beepboop > and also she's my boyfriend's baby
beepboop > so robo pig has to be an idiot or else it'll be in competition with her
beepboop > AND
beepboop > i have to get him a pig because he bought me a ferret
beepboop > who lives at his house
beepboop > also because he's my boyfriend and i luv him
beepboop >
beepboop > this was all a ploy to tell you about my boyfriend
beepboop > i tricked you ohoho!
beepboop > so what's up with you?
beepboop > do you have any pigs or baes?