Lap & Chang

beepboop > if you ask nicely, maybe mum will make you some
beepboop >
beepboop >
beepboop > it was but
beepboop > idk it's just been bugging me
beepboop > no pun intended
beepboop > maybe a little pun intended
beepboop > but we should leave it there
beepboop > i'm not having a meltdown right here
beepboop >
beepboop >
beepboop > let's go back to why chang is so damn excited about having someone save his emails

pigy > Nah I ate before coming here I just friggen love thai food
pigy >
pigy > heh bug pun
pigy > I was excited bc I send so many I figured theyd be too annoying to put in a WHOLE folder
pigy > in any case I think we gotta talk about those feelings bro
pigy > You think the spider is keeping her soul in the robot, right?

beepboop > cat memes are important, of course i'd save them!
beepboop > also messages from you are important
beepboop > just like
beepboop > store that in your brain box
beepboop > you're not annoying
beepboop >
beepboop > urgh feelings
beepboop > i guess it is the thing keeping her soul in there
beepboop > because it's not tech at all
beepboop > but also there was the shit you were saying about the spiders
beepboop > they're attached to the cult and also
beepboop > it might
beepboop > uh
beepboop > eat her soul
beepboop > it's really fucking scary dude

pigy > hahahaha I got it, brain box S T O R E D
pigy >
pigy > I'm sure there is some way to get her out of it. Or to put her soul in something else without needing the spider.
pigy > I mean
pigy > Well, it would probably still involve something highly dangerous.
pigy >
pigy > I actually yeeted death by living in a golem for a while.
pigy > So I know its possible.
pigy > We just gotta figure things out.

beepboop > i mean yeah, there probably is a way
beepboop > but fuck if i know it
beepboop > or know someone who may know it
beepboop > uuuuuuuuuuurgh
beepboop >
beepboop >
beepboop > this
beepboop > this wouldn't happen to have anything to do with
beepboop > ya know
beepboop > that boar you mentioned right?
beepboop > the one you said 'almost' killed you and then you were like fuck i love pigs???

pigy > lol nah.
pigy > its a little complicated, I promise I'll tell you all about if the time comes.
pigy >
pigy > I mean, thats the problem of problems, right?
pigy > ya gotta figure it out
pigy > you could always ask DOCA. the more people you get in on it the more that can help.

beepboop > i'm yet to unlock the secret backstory
beepboop > i see
beepboop > i get it
beepboop >
beepboop > maybe
beepboop > i guess
beepboop > just
beepboop > remember what i was saying about like
beepboop > it feels like family because we help each other equally?
beepboop > i love doca but i feel like it's cheating to get you guys involved
beepboop > especially when you've all got so much more on your plate
beepboop > like damn

pigy > It would put you to sleep, seriously.
pigy > A lot less interesting than it sounds.
pigy >
pigy > Cheating?
pigy > Dude, it doesn't matter who or what the heck is cheating, Cadence's soul is being eaten and that matters to you.
pigy > Besides, you've helped us out before.

beepboop > i have mountain dew morning noon and night
beepboop > try me with that 'it would put you to sleep' shit
beepboop >
beepboop > but
beepboop > it's like
beepboop > ya know i just wish i could take care of her alone more
beepboop > to repay for all the shit she's doing for me every day
beepboop >
beepboop > but you're right
beepboop > if it's between repaying her and her soul being safe
beepboop > the second is way more important

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beepboop > are you ready to be hit with my big bold new philosophy?
beepboop > no?
beepboop > too bad
beepboop > ok so the ship of theseus thing right?
beepboop > where it's like if all the parts of a ship are one by one replaced, is it the same ship?
beepboop > my answer is now
beepboop > the ship of theseus is whatever ship theseus owns!

pigy > what an interesting, totally arbitrary topic to bring up

beepboop > it meansssss
beepboop > ok so mum for example
beepboop > it doesn't matter who made her or where her parts come from
beepboop > she owns and controls her body!
beepboop >
beepboop >
beepboop > unless the cult still controls her somehow
beepboop >
beepboop >
beepboop > mum was a bad example