Lap & Chang

pigy > dont worry my sweet boy ive sent you google invites for it
pigy > you're liable to click 'attending' for every time I invited you to it
(Chang sent Lap an individual invitation to Mothers Day for the next THREE YEARS. All the email notifs are in Lap's  spam box.)

beepboop > thank you, sweet prince
beepboop >
beepboop > ok. what the heck
beepboop > it all went to spam but you're totally in good rep on my email what the fuck google

pigy >
pigy > y
pigy > you put me in good rep?
pigy >
pigy >
pigy >
pigy > that makes me so happy I cant even joke about it

beepboop > of course?
beepboop > i open all your emails and sort them into their own folder
beepboop > the metadata for emails from your address should read that they're not spam based on previous interactions with similar

pigy >
pigy > I HAVE MY OWN GMAIL FOLDER
pigy > ALL I DO IS SEND YOU CAT MEMES BECAUSE EMAIL IS THE MOST PEDANTIC WAY OF DOING SO

beepboop > how else am i gonna access cat memes quick and easy?
beepboop >
beepboop > you're really excited about all this huh?

pigy > Im literally coming over rn
(There is a knock at Lap's door.)

beepboop > wh
beepboop >
beepboop > WERE YOU LITERALLY HANGING OUTSIDE MY DOOR???

(the door rolls up because it's a garage door.)

(Lap looks bewildered.)

beepboop > what's even going on with you?

pigy > what? No, I was at home
pigy > I wanted to hug you

(Chang goes over and hugs Lap.)

pigy > You're so small and nerdy, like a little smartphone

beepboop >
beepboop >
beepboop > i literally just remembered you're fast as hell
beepboop > h

(Lap hugs back.)

beepboop > hey

pigy > hi
(Chang kisses Lap on his little forehead.)
pigy > Anyways idk maybe your google is possessed or something lol
(Chang lifts up Lap slightly enough that his feet are off the floor and goes to sit on the couch.)

beepboop > you're so affectionate
beepboop > are email folders really the key to your heart?

(Lap is not expecting the lift and his feet kick a little while he's in the air.)

(he takes a second to get his bearings when placed on the couch, but after leans on Chang's shoulder)

beepboop > a ghost that doesn't want people remembering mother's day?
beepboop > I guess i gotta uninstall google from my mum.

pigy > what? key to my heart??
pigy > my heart doesn't even need a key, its like a small vat of crustaceans chilling in a fun and stimulating environment
pigy >
pigy > but the email folder thing made me happy yeah

pigy > you're gonna uninstall google off Cadence? But then how is she gonna make your FAVORITE FOODS you silly boy