Cruz & Sirius

doggy style > yeah
doggy style > okay so
doggy style > there's this lake right?
doggy style > that's a perfect triangle
doggy style > and it has three kingdoms, one on each of its three sides
doggy style > the first kingdom is rich as all hell
doggy style > the second kingdom isn't as rich but it's pretty well off
doggy style > the third kingdom is poor as fuck
doggy style > so eventually these three kingdoms go to war over the lake since it's a pretty good resource to have
doggy style > the first kingdom sends a hundred of its best knights and they all have their own squires
doggy style > the second kingdom sends about fifty knights and a couple dozen squires for them to share
doggy style > the third kingdom sends only one knight, who's old and past his prime, and his personal squire
doggy style > so the night before the big battle over the lake, the knights of the first kingdom drink and party for hours
doggy style > the second kingdom's knights have a pretty decent supply of booze and they drink well into the night too
doggy style > in the camp of the third kingdom's knight, the squire makes a noose from a piece of rope and swings it over a tree branch, and hangs a pot from it
doggy style > and he fills the pot with stew and has a simple dinner with the elderly knight
doggy style > so in the morning
doggy style > the knights of the first two kingdoms are hungover as FUCK
doggy style > and can't fight
doggy style > and the knight from the third kingdom is old as fuck and can't get up
doggy style > you know like one of those HELP I'VE FALLEN AND I CAN'T GET UP ads from ye olden times
doggy style > so instead of the knights, the squires go and fight in their place
doggy style > the battle is long and lasts all day
doggy style > but at the very end, there's only one squire left standing
doggy style > and it's the squire from the third kingdom
doggy style > do you get what the moral of the story is?

que > Don Quixote joined a kingdom?

doggy style > no
doggy style > the moral of the story is
doggy style > the squire of the high pot and noose is equal to the sum of the squires on the other two sides
doggy style >
doggy style > :3

que > why are they the squire of the high pot and noose?
que > wouldn't they be the squire of the third kingdom officially?
que > I don't understand

doggy style >
doggy style > so in geometry there's a thing called a hypotenuse which is the longest side of a right triangle (a triangle that has a 90 degree angle)
doggy style > and a common law is the square of the hypotenuse is equal to the sum of the squares on the other two sides

que > oh
que >
que >
que > oh. it's supposed to sound similar.
que > I don't think this is the best format for that anyway

doggy style > I think you just don't appreciate my jokes

que > hmm
que > maybe so

doggy style > okay what about THIS
doggy style > where do mansplainers get their water?

que > from the well, actually
que > you'll have to try harder to surprise me

doggy style > god dammit
doggy style > okay, how does the man in the moon cut his hair?

que > ok
que > how?

doggy style > eclipse it